Bio coming soon...

First job?

"First job was selling watches on the beach in Italy at 8yrs old [insert Soviet refugee context]. First official job was concessions at Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City. There are few things more humbling to an ambitious teenager than selling corndogs and churros outside the monkey cage, in the summer."

Desired super power?

"Detach from outcomes."

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

"This question is too political."